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| my friend showed me this a few nights ago. every airline has a brief description of the locations they offer to lure travelers. this is AIR FRANCE'S description of the United States (if you're lazy, just read the bold):
The US claims to be the greatest
success story of the modern world - a nation fashioned from an
incredibly disparate population who, with little in common apart from a
desire to choose their own paths to wealth or heaven, rallied around
the ennobling ideals of the Constitution and the Declaration of
Independence to forge the richest, most inventive and most powerful
country on earth. Despite polemicists who justly cite the
destruction of Native American cultures, racism and imperialism at the
top of a long list of wrongdoings, half the world remains in love with
the idea of America. This is, after all, the country that introduced
the world to the right to the pursuit of happiness, free speech,
electric light, airplanes, assembly-line automobiles, the space
shuttle, computers, blues, jazz, rock & roll and movies that climax
at the high-school prom. On a short trip, it can be hard work
dismantling your preconceptions. So much of the country has been
filmed, photographed, painted and written about that you need to peel
back layers of representation to stop it from looking like a stage
setting. This worldwide representation can make the country seem
strangely familiar when you first encounter novelties like 24-hour
shopping, bottomless cups of coffee, 'Have a nice day,' drive-thru
banks, TV evangelists, cheap gasoline and newspapers tossed onto lawns.
But you'd be foolish to read too much into this surface familiarity,
since you only have to watch Oprah for half an hour to realize that the
rituals and currents of American life are as complex, seductive and
bewildering as the most alien of cultures. Come prepared to
explore the USA's unique brand of 'foreignness' rather than stay in the
comfort zone of the familiar. You'll discover several of the world's
most exciting cities, some truly mind-blowing landscapes, a strong
sense of regionalism, a trenchant mythology, more history than the
country gives itself credit for and, arguably, some of the most
approachable natives in the world. ...and you should read the freaken LOVE LETTERS, AIR FRANCE writes for its other destinations. yeah...the U.S. has committed many a wrongdoing, but France isn't completely innocent. i mean...who carved up Africa with 7 other European countries in 1884 with imperialism?? FRANCE.
OH, and here's the picture AIR FRANCE chose to represent the United States:

Nope, not our purple mountains majesty, mt. rushmore, or even the white house......it appears to be a random roof.
http://www.airfrance.us/US/en/local/guidevoyageur/destination/guidevoyage_us.htm?BV_SessionID=@@@@1204952710.1202873172@@@@&BV_EngineID=ccceadedflfgjimcefecekedgfndgfo.0 | | |
| So I'm starting to really like this band headed by Thao Nguyen. THAT'S RIGHT. She's vietnamese! There were probably 50 Thao Nguyens in my high school class. So anyway, when I'm picturing this band, I have a hard time picturing a Vietnamese girl singing. She just looks white in my mind. But I'm working on it.

but i think it's awesome.'bout time.
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| Yes, it's true- I'm back in LA. Here are a lot of pictures of me:
actually, this is not me. this is my cousin, katherine. everyone seems to like her. i, personally, don't see it.
 high school friends. yay!

last night, josh, christina,wilson and i saw...katherine heigel (of "Knocked Up" and "Grey's Anatomy")! we were at starbucks when the premier of "27 Dresses" was happening, so we stood outside and waited 20 minutes for her to exit. This poor guy with a life-sized cardboard cut out (as seen above) eagerly anticipated her exit from Fox Theater. Man, he'd probably been there for a long time. I mean, if you have a cut out of someone, it's safe to assume that everything was premeditated MONTHS in advance. So he was there...with his pretend girlfriend and sharpie. Josh asked him if he could take a picture with his Katherine, and he agreed, with much reluctance and caution (as seen above). We barely saw Katherine Heigel's head, BUT WE GOT A BETTER VIEW of the poor sap getting totally rejected by her. HAH. He was calling to her...but she just walked on by. hahaha. And after all the celebs had exited, we saw him on the corner still waiting with sharpie in hand. wow, i guess i'm mean.
I hope, no i pray, that that nice young man finds a real girl.In fact, let's all say a prayer for mr.cardboard cut out man today.

oh, and this is charissa and i in front of new leaf's display at Urban Outfitters in San Francisco. yay deny! | | |
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